Don't put these on facebook, please!

Alexander Keller

Thursday, December 31, 2009

Wednesday, December 30, 2009

Sunday, December 27, 2009

Saturday, December 26, 2009

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

You Don't Know How You're Making Me Feel

"i made a sims family

and ts an old dude

and his daughter

and she has a kid

and se's desperately trying to find a husband

bt only ends up making out wif all her neighbors

her dad is old as fuck

bt he gotta work to provide for the boy

who's a gd kid and t's unfortunate dat his mom is such a whore"

Sunday, December 13, 2009

Thursday, December 10, 2009

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Monday, December 7, 2009

Sunday, December 6, 2009


"You can't burn purple things!"

Friday, December 4, 2009

Wednesday, December 2, 2009